Can't Cook an Egg

Last night while I was going to make tuna sandwiches, I thought I'd fix myself a boiled egg sandwich. It was not my night to cook. One of the eggs cracked in the boiler so I had to trash it. I fixed another one and it wasn't done when I cracked it. Only one turned out for the tuna. I guess I was not meant to eat a boiled egg sandwich. So I ate tuna.